The Story

I built a cleaning company,
then never visited it.

How one decision about distance became a business model used by thousands of operators worldwide. Ten minutes, told properly.

If you only read thisI’m British-American, based in Japan. I moved for the woman I married, built and bought four U.S. service businesses, ran them remotely from here, and exited all four.
The proofThe first, Think Maids, went from a seven hundred dollar start to twenty thousand a month in ninety days, then to seven figures. I never met a customer.
The modelThat constraint became the remote local business, now standard practice for thousands of home-service operators.
The agencyInova Local followed: the first virtual staffing agency for home services, built to hand others the same freedom. Acquired in 2025.
The schoolThen the Local Business MBA. Graduate with a profitable business, not $200k of debt.
The practiceUnderneath all of it: Zen practice, and a one-word intention. Simplify.
NowTeaching, writing, advising. Launching Mini Hustles, small businesses built in public.
i.

The floor

The honest version of this story starts with a person, not a business plan. The woman I wanted to build a life with was in Japan, and I was a student in Washington, D.C. This was before remote work was something you could simply go and get. Nobody was going to pay me to live on the other side of the world, so the income would have to be built, not found.

I looked hard at the unglamorous corner of the economy: cleaning, lawn care, junk removal. It runs on phones, software, and trust, and none of those need the owner on site. Once the systems exist, they barely need the owner at all.

So, in my final semester of university, I started a cleaning company in Washington, D.C., with seven hundred dollars and no industry experience. What I had instead was a constraint. I wasn’t going to be there. Not sometimes. Ever.

The missed appointment, the unhappy customer, the cleaner who doesn’t show: every problem a service business has is normally solved by the owner appearing in person and absorbing it. Remove that option and you are forced to build something better: a system that solves the problem without you.

The first version was a spreadsheet, a virtual phone number, and a subcontracted cleaning crew. Most of the people I told about the plan changed the subject.

ii.

The distance

So Think Maids was built as infrastructure, not heroics. Phones answered by people hired for warmth and trained by documentation. Scheduling, quality control, hiring, payroll: each one written down, tested, handed over.

Ninety days in, the seven hundred dollars had become twenty thousand a month. A few months after graduation I got on the plane, and the constraint became the address: the company in Washington, me at a desk overlooking a small Tokyo park, answering the phone. Customers had no idea where I was. They didn’t need to.

The first year was the model surviving contact with reality: hiring when you can’t see the room, keeping customers when the product is also the staff, putting a management layer between you and the operation without losing the warmth of how it feels to be served.

The company grew to seven figures. I never met a single customer. When I finally let go of the day to day it kept running, and in 2024, eight years after the seven hundred dollar start, an industry buyer acquired it. That was the real ending, and the first evidence that the model would outlast one stubborn person on the wrong side of the date line.

“The business that needs you least is the one that serves people best.”
Chris in a Think Maids t-shirt beside the booking site
The early days: one t-shirt, and a booking site that answered so I didn’t have to.

What looked like an eccentric constraint turned out to be an operating system. Owners began asking how it worked. Then more owners. The answer got a name, the remote local business, and began to spread.

iii.

The model

In 2018 I started writing publicly about how it worked: the operational mechanics, the org chart, the playbook for handing off the work owners insisted only they could do. The early posts were mostly me answering the same five questions I kept getting by email.

Then people started building this way. A few at first, then dozens, then thousands of operators around the world, running home-service companies that are locally delivered and remotely run. The economics were hard to argue with: a remote operator with a tight playbook can out-compete a local owner on price, response time, and reach, without owning a vehicle or signing a lease. The remote local business is now a recognised category. I didn’t name it. Somebody else did, watching the same thing happen.

Every owner who tried it hit the same wall: the work only they could do. Except, on inspection, most of it wasn’t. The bottleneck was almost never the work. It was the founder’s certainty that nobody else could do it.

“The bottleneck was never the work. It was the certainty that nobody else could do it.”

So I built Inova Local, the first virtual staffing agency for home services, to hand other owners the freedom I had built for myself: trained remote professionals taking over the phones, the scheduling, the hiring, inside cleaning and home-service companies across North America, including Inc. 5000 operators. It started as my own internal team and grew, almost by accident, into infrastructure for the whole model, partnered with national franchises and the industry’s top booking platforms. In May 2025 it was acquired by an industry leader.

iv.

The school

The last piece was teaching it properly. The Local Business MBA is the counter-proposal to the $200,000 business degree: a year of guided building, at a small fraction of the cost, where the graduation project is a real, profitable local business that can run without its owner. Not academic theory, not a surface-level course. A decade of real-world operation, distilled into a clear path.

The arithmetic is straightforward. A business school costs somewhere north of two hundred thousand dollars and three years of your life, and most graduates leave with a credential and a job. The MBA costs a small fraction of that, and the graduation project is a business you own: cash-flowing, hireable, sellable when the time comes. More than two hundred and fifty of them are running now, across more than ten countries.

It is not a course about getting rich. It is a course about getting free.

v.

The practice

Underneath the whole arc is a Zen practice, the actual source of the calm the businesses are built on. A yearly one-word intention (this year: simplify), a distrust of noise, and the belief that stillness is not a reward you get after building the business. It’s the way you build it. Most of what I believe about building, simplify, do less but better, hold plans lightly, was learned sitting first, and only proved later at a desk.

vi.

The life

The point of all of it was never the businesses. It was the life around them. The plan worked, by the way: we married, and there’s a small family now, a dog with opinions, a home near the trails and the sea. Mornings go to the hills, the first two hours of the day go to writing, and the slow study of one or two ideas at a time takes whatever is left.

The work continues, more quietly now. Building Quietly is where I set it down, most weeks. If any of this sounds like the life you’re trying to build, the door is open.

The record

Four businesses, built and let go

Founded 2016 · Acquired 2024

Think Maids

The proof. A Washington, D.C. cleaning company started with seven hundred dollars in my final semester, run from Japan to seven figures, sold to an industry buyer.

Founded 2017 · Acquired 2025

Inova Local

The infrastructure. The first virtual staffing agency for home services, built so other owners could have the freedom the model had given me.

Bought 2023 · Sold 2024

Express Home Maids

The model, applied to someone else’s company. A cleaning business across Florida: bought, put on the playbook, and sold on within the year.

Bought 2023 · Sold 2024

Valet Maids

The same test, run again in Dallas, Texas. Bought, improved, flipped: proof the systems work on businesses I didn’t start.

The present

And two, very much alive

Running · Cohorts since 2018

The Local Business MBA

The school. Graduate with a profitable local business that runs without you, not a credential and the debt.

Start with the MBA →

Running · Five little bets

Mini Hustles

The lab. Five tiny businesses run in public, tracked by the dollar and the hour, graveyard included.

Watch the experiments →

I help capable people gather a fragmented life into one deliberate whole: a business that serves the life, practices that ground it, a story they actually chose.
The promise, plainly

Thanks for reading this far. The rest isn’t on a website. It’s in the letter, and in the practice.

— Chris
YOKOHAMA, JAPAN

Kanagawa, Japan · where the sitting happens

Away from the desk

Where the thinking
actually happens

Chris and the Samoyed running a leaf-covered autumn path Trail running

Long miles, one dog

Most of the newsletter is drafted mid-trail, at conversational pace, with a dog who has heard every idea first.

A full handstand against a mural in Seoul Natural movement

Ground, hang, carry

Strength practiced the old way: barefoot, outside, unprogrammed. The body as another system worth maintaining simply.

Chris and his wife under the vermilion torii gates in Japan Zen practice

Sitting, daily

The discipline underneath the discipline. Where the operating principles came from, and where they return for repair.

Keep going

The principles behind
all of it are five lines long.